Crunch Fitness - Waco

I have never set foot inside a gym nor have set foot in your country but my Uncle Farmer Dad Ben frequents this place and has incredible praise for this establishment so much so that I was inspired to give a 5 star review.Thanks so much to Crunch Waco for helping my Uncle Ben to become so handsome and swole.

After years of trying to find the correct gym, I found this place. I travelled far and wide, high and low. And lo and behold, like a glistening light leading me to happiness I found crunch Waco.At first I was hesitant, like many times along my journey I thought this was just another gym. But like a perfect pastor for your favourite church. Uncle Ben appeared. His knowledge, charisma, and swole arms spoke to me. I was entranced by his passion for the art of working out. Although we had different motives we shared a similar goal. It was nice. It felt like… Happiness, something I had not felt in a long time.Through months of working with Uncle Ben he shared his secret. His own son Kevin was attempting to abuse his father. I couldn’t let this happen. I couldn’t bear the pain of knowing that someone I view so highly was being treated horribly. So I continue to train. In hopes to one day help stop Kevin. Together Uncle Ben and I will lead him out of the darkness and show him Uncle Ben’s light.

I have been to this gym every hour since 1876. By far the most bestesty gymnasium I have ever stepped my little feet into. I would like to acknowledge the lack of rare fish and cheesy snacks at this facility. But I will brush off this minor inconvenience because of their superb treatment of my uncle, uncle Ben. Uncle Ben goes gym. This gym.

I am from the UK and my gym experience in the US is very limited. However, this gym was incredible not only was there great staff and equipment but this gym has allowed my uncle Ben to train so he can protect himself against powerful adversaries such as Dababy and evil Kevin. Thank you Crunch Fitness you can be guaranteed my custom when I come to Waco from Scotland to intern at a very prestigious farm. Five stars!

When I heard that my long lost uncle Ben, and, surprisingly my long lost sibling Big Ounce go to this gym, I've decided to travel across the ocean from Sarajevo to check it out.I was greeted in many places (being the emperor of the biggest political party in my country), but I've never in my entire life been greeted in such a welcoming and hospitable manner. On the front desk I was greeted by a young lady holding a puppy in her arms, and by a poster of my.... Uncle Benny.. I couldn't believe my eyes, I bust out into tears and enjoyed my time there while remembering all of the good memories with my uncle.Oh yes the ATF shot my dog too.

Dear Crunch Fitness,This is not a review, this is more of a call to action. I love using your gym and for the price, it works great for a broke college student. Although my experience at Crunch is great, your hand dryers in the restroom and lack of paper towels is unsanitary. Hand dryers do not do a good job of drying hands, and they do a great job of blowing bacteria from other people’s fecal onto your hands after you’ve washed them. Dryers harvest bacteria from fecal spray from public bathrooms and blow it onto people’s hands when it is used. Now, having this issue may not seem severe, but this is a public gym; It’s probably the most visited gym in Waco. With all of the machines being used and touched from people who’ve stuck their hands under that dryer, it is absolutely disgusting. You put out paper towels in other places in your gym, so I’m assuming adding them to the bathrooms will not be that much of an inconvenience. I’m sure you do not want poop machines in your gym. Please fix this issue.

Absolutely wonderful establishment. Both of my fathers Uncle Ben and Big Ounce kick it at this place every time they want to get in a juicy pump! Amazing staff and luxurious equipment. Came here the other day after the Train Waco staff banned me for urinating on the treadmills…

As a linguistically-inclined individual with a penchant for fitness, I am thrilled to share my glowing review of Crunch Waco, a gym that has truly exceeded my expectations in every way imaginable.From the moment I stepped foot inside this immaculate establishment, I was struck by the pristine condition of the equipment, the cleanliness of the facility, and the overall sense of professionalism that permeated every aspect of the gym. The wide array of state-of-the-art exercise machines, coupled with the ample space for functional training, makes Crunch Waco a veritable utopia for fitness enthusiasts looking to challenge themselves. I have never stepped foot in this gym but Uncle Ben has told me in his own words. Based.

I have been to every single gym in the United States of America and can say this is the best gym I've ever been to, and the fact uncle ben goes here makes this a 10/10 for me. (I have never stepped foot into this gym and just found out about it 14 seconds ago)

Crunch waco is based. Provides my uncle dad farmer Ben ample parking and gives him the juiciest pump.